Introducing the new GHOSTICHORD™ from Spookmann – now YOU TOO can play like Rachmaninoff!
How does it work?
Simply place the jar containing the spirit of the deceased musician into the patented HAUNTBOX™ compartment situated on the right of the keyboard, sit down and let the spectre take care of the rest.
Whether you want to play Mendelsson on a Monday or Fauré on a Friday – simply allow your fingers to be guided by a musical genius from beyond the grave!
The GHOSTICHORD comes with an afterlifetime guarantee and features fully ectoplasm-resistant surfaces.
Spirits of dead musicians sold separately.
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This is a 100-word flash fiction story, prompted by the picture you can see up there, as part of Friday Fictioneers.